empresspinto:

4ever-horngry:

I will never not reblog this.

I like the part where, in the third gif, the loop makes it look like the Prince turns into Cinderella

(Source: ruinedchildhood)


pahnem:

vua2:

oh my god

everyone needs to see this video at least once in their life

(Source: videohall)

  • teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
  • me:
  • teacher:
  • me:
  • teacher:
  • me:
  • teacher:
  • me:
  • teacher:
  • me: tastybitch69@aol.com

(Source: coma-morning)

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do


thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD 

(Source: stinson)


(Source: descendantof)

carnevore:

when someone asks how your weekend was
image

polkanots:

brando-calrissiane:

polkanots:

trends women should avoid 2014: men’s opinions 

I’m sorry, but I would have to disagree with you. Our opinions are nothing more than opinions, you have the choice to listen or disregard them. It is always inevitably ones choice to listen to another.

If you would like to retaliate, I would like to hear what you want to say

image

image

image

image

Cosmo Sex Tip #1701

oldmanstephanie:

When they plead for more, adopt a Scottish accent and yell, “I’M GIVIN’ HER ALL SHE’S GOT, CAPTAIN!